Co-worker 1: "I wonder if spiders have more than one brain. Like worms."
Co-worker 2: "Yeah, worms. That's why if you cut them in half, you just end up with two worms."
Co-worker 1: "If you put them in the blender, do you end up with a million worms?"
Co-worker 3: "I think you end up with a protein drink."