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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Big Lunch
Today for lunch I am eating the largest peanut butter and jelly sandwich ever made in the history of the world. It is 4 ¾ x 7 inches, more than 1 ½ inches tall, and weighs 9.9 ounces.
I built this out of Mighty Bread, a colossus of my own devising. It's a whole wheat bread made with my bread machine, but to which I added a pack of regular-flavor instant oatmeal (what else would one do with that stuff? It's not fit for eating in a bowl, even if you add raisins.) It rose stunningly high, and I sliced it longways, the better to impress my co-workers. Their eyes bulged, let me tell you.
No, candy, I ate it at my desk. But yesterday I met Kim and the girls at McDonalds, where I ate my black beans & rice and pb&j (a leftover sandwich from Sunday's picnic at E.P. Sawyer) and a bottle of tap water.
What kind of bread was it on?
ReplyDeletedid you take it into qdoba to eat it?
ReplyDeleteI built this out of Mighty Bread, a colossus of my own devising. It's a whole wheat bread made with my bread machine, but to which I added a pack of regular-flavor instant oatmeal (what else would one do with that stuff? It's not fit for eating in a bowl, even if you add raisins.) It rose stunningly high, and I sliced it longways, the better to impress my co-workers. Their eyes bulged, let me tell you.
ReplyDeleteNo, candy, I ate it at my desk. But yesterday I met Kim and the girls at McDonalds, where I ate my black beans & rice and pb&j (a leftover sandwich from Sunday's picnic at E.P. Sawyer) and a bottle of tap water.
The girl band girls totally are on to you.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I married the man who measures and weighs his PB&J before eating it.