I think I'll invent a line of fragrances called Grill Scents. They'd probably work equally well for men or women. The flagship fragrance would be Tangy Barbecued Chicken, but Jamaican Jerk and Sizzling Steak would be on the shelves with it. For those who adore subtlety and love anticipation as much as they love payoff, I'll include Freshly Fired Briquette.
I don't know why, but thise makes me think of Homer Simpson...
ReplyDeleteSomehow I think these scents would smell better in the cool spring evening air, wafting over the neighbor's back fence. Rather than on someone's neck 'r something.
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