Erin, Jill, and I were playing soccer in the back yard. Jill said she would be the referee. We were all standing pretty far apart.



Jill: “First, what are your team names?”


Erin: “Lightning!”


Jill: “Lightning. Got it. What about you, Dada?”


Me: “The Tornadoes!”


(pause)


Jill: “The Potatoes?!”