Vidia

Today we were playing Never Fairies (you know, Tinkerbell and her lot) and I was assigned the juicy role of Vidia, the mean-spirited fairy who has no regard for anyone but herself. I like her and think she's just misunderstood, but that's beside the point.

Anyway, the older of my pixie daughters was trying to convince me to be nice. I was uncooperative, so she ran past and shoved a note in my pocket: "Be nise!"

Then, a minute later, she ran by and slipped me another note: "Or else."

Sometimes you have to be tough with Vidia.