Yesterday afternoon I spent a few hours doing some long-overdue yard work. I mowed and then used the weed-whacker, and as I cut around the vegetable garden I found, hidden under some tall grass by the fence--
A pumpkin! It's as big as a badly over-inflated football and is still mostly green.
The vine supporting it is barely alive, but it looks like I might have a pumpkin for the front porch after all.