I was going to type a freakin' phone book, but since this page took 900 hours to open, I'm almost out of time.

I made chocolate chocolate chip bread this weekend. It was pretty good, I thought--sort of like regular bread, but cocoa-flavored. Then I made a sandwich with it. Peanut butter and strawberry jelly. It tasted better with each bite, better and better, until I passed out from joy. Well, it wasn't that good, but I liked it lots.

I will now drive home, with "Fell in Love With a Girl" by White Stripes running through my head.